the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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