drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
