So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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