Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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