There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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