none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
do herpes really smell.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Randomize