READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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