sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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