Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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