you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
