dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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