All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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