could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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