Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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