too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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