btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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