Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just want to make out with him forever
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
try to milk me bitch
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
