So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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