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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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