she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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