Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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