in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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