At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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