My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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