Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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