i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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