Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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