This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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