Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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