Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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