ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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