Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize