Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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