oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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