I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
