Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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