apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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