Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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