i already hear my dad disowning me
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
we're so committed to being not committed
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