halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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