She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dick very happy bro
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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