let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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