For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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