Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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