The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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