just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you didnt know i had herpes?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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