one might say we're banned from that church
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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