so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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