it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He did a backflip because drugs
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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