it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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