My nipple is on Facebook.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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